50 of the funniest jokes for kids

Most kids are little clowns by nature, but learning how to tell a good joke is a skill that they will need help mastering.

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25 really funny jokes for kids

These 25 really funny jokes for kids will be sure to bring about a laugh. 


SMART STUDENT: I’m taking French, Spanish, and Algebra this year.

LESS SMART STUDENT: Okay. Let me hear you say “good evening” in Algebra.



STUDENT: But I don’t think I deserve a zero on this exam.

TEACHER: Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you.


Teacher: Sandy, name 5 domestic animals.

Sandy: Err…. That’s easy, mam… 2 cats and three dogs.


Teacher: If your father gave your mother $200 and then took away $150, what would your mother get?

Sandy: She would get angry!


I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something!


It’s important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times. It could be a lifesaver.

Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?


FATHER: How are your grades, son?

SON: Under water, Dad.

FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?

SON: They’re below C level.



Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He thought it was a high school!



Mary comes running into the house, yelling: “Mommy, Mommy! Tom broke the window!

Mother: Oh no! How could he do this?

Mary: Well, I threw a rock at him and he moved away…


If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?


I couldn’t get a reservation at the library… They were fully booked.


Reversing the car ‘Ahh, this takes me back.’


I don’t often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.


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